Friday, December 16, 2011
Countdown To Christmas-Day 16
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wrapping Up The Thanksgiving Leftovers
Mr Sunshine got up at the crack of night to play golf while Sorority Girl and I slept late. While I ate breakfast she read the Black Friday ads. I NEVER shop on BF,so I've never read the BF ads.
SG: WOW! Waffle Irons are $2.84 at WalMart!
SG: WOW! Candles are more expensive than Waffle irons, they're $4.96
SG: WOW! Boxer shorts are more expensive than Waffle irons. You have a waffle iron, how come you never make me homemade waffles?
LMSS: Hmmmm. How much are boxer shorts? Is there more than one in a package?
SG: Boxer shorts are $4.97
SG:(Wide-eyed exclamation) Oh My God!! SOCKS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN WAFFLE IRONS!!!!!
That's when I snorted so hard that coffee sprayed out of my nose and mouth all over the crossword puzzle and the 6 inch pile of BF ads.
Sorority Girl wants you to know that the Belk ads had some hot guy models....except the one that was too good-looking to have a Henley shirt tucked into his high-waisted jeans. That was just wrong.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
The Lone Male In The House
I wonder how he manages all the girlishness. The girls were all Sorority Sisters, so they know all the same people. The sound of 4 cell phones beeping a Tweet or text message all at the same time must be deafening. Can you imagine living with 4 potential cases of PMS all at the same time?!! What if you're all watching a movie together and the aroma in the air is 4 different body sprays competing with the Axe?
One time I was outside with Sorority Girl and went in to use the bathroom. As I rounded the corner I heard J's voice coming from the living room, "Hey, come and dance with me!" He was doing a video dance game and thought I was someone else, but of course, now every time I'm at the house someone asks J if he wants to dance with me.
When three of the girls lived together there were roomie powwows that were costume-making sessions or fashion shows to choose outfits for Sorority events. It's different with a male in the house. We went over the other night to determine the cause of weird car noises. There was a mostly-male powwow going on in the cul-de-sac. Equipment was being set up and cell phones were ready to get it recorded.
Someone poured a large amount of liquid onto the pavement and set it on fire. Then a powder was sprinkled and the pretty blue flames turned into pretty red flames. Don't worry...there was a pyrotechnics expert among the crowd. J called out to me, "Hey Mom, wanna set something on fire?" You could smell the Testosterone in the air. (file this under Where The Hell Was My Camera)
J has a Master's degree and is an engineer for a large Aerospace/Tech company. I'm waiting for him to introduce Sorority Girl to my future son-in-law...a nice, smart, funny engineer.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
When The Kids Are Here
- I still call them "the kids" even though they are 22 and 25
- The little treehouse apartment is very crowded
- There are blankets and pillows on every surface of the place
- You ask random strangers to take a family photo at Downtown Disney
- There are dinner table conversations about how it is skanky to give a girl something from Victoria's Secret, but it is perfectly acceptable to give her a gift card from the same store!
- You watch Twas The Night Before Christmas and The Wiz
- You watch You Tube videos of an Asian toddler singing Hey Jude and Star Wars Episode IV According To a 3 year old
- You watch the Christmas episode of GLEE 3 times
- You drag Cape Cod Kid on a road trip to see Manatees
- You drag Cape Cod Kid on a 2 mile walk
- You drag Cape Cod Kid on a daily trip to the grocery store
- There's too much food in the fridge
- There's too much laundry in the hamper
- There's TOO MUCH SUGAR!
- There are not enough HUGS
- When you wake up on Dec. 30, the house is too quiet!
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
I Was (Christmas) Gifted! UPDATED!
My sister makes gorgeous scrapbooks. She taught me, but mine are so amateur looking compared to hers. She sent me a scrapbook she started that is supposed to be all about me. That concept will be a little difficult for me to pull off. Each page has a pocket and one of them held this photo of my sister and I that was taken in 1960. I'm on the left, she's on the right. I was 3 and she was 2. We thought that rock in our grandmother's backyard was HUGE!
Sorority Girl has worked at a clothing store for about 4 years. She puts together great outfits. Before this year I usually wore baggy clothes to cover my 2X sized body. Since I've lost weight, she has been telling me I need a shopping trip for cute clothes. She bought me this beautiful beaded blouse and a cute sweater that will show up in a future post.
My best friend (of 30 years) sent this paperweight to let me know that even though we have only lived in the same state for about 7 years of our friendship, I am always in her heart.
MR SUNSHINE LEFT A COMMENT BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT SANTA BROUGHT US WICKED GOOD TICKETS FOR WICKED GOOD SEATS TO SEE WICKED!!!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
No Naughty. Just Nice.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Christmas Wrap-Up
Sorority Girl and Cape Cod Kid were here. They make me smile and laugh. They got tattoos together. We watched movies and episodes of GLEE that were still on the DVR. They introduced me to Tough Love and True Blood (both are kind of yucky).
We got a Wii from Santa. Back in November, a local blogger invited me to a Wii Fit launch party and I received a free Wii Fit! I know!!! I haven't used it yet, because I have the plague.
I worked full-time for a week or two before Christmas. I'm WAY too old for that. I don't think handling thousands of dollars of filthy money is good for someone who tends to have a wonky immune system. I had the hand sanitizer close by, I washed my hands every time I could break away and my mantra was "keep hands away from face....ohmmmm".
The Sunday before Christmas, I started wheezing. That continued until yesterday morning, at 4AM, when I woke up and coughed up half a lung. Thank Baby Jesus In The Manger, I had a $144 rebate check from my car insurance company. I still live in the Land Of The Uninsured.
Diagnosis: Asthma AND Bronchitis. Double the pleasure, Double the fun.
Doctor's fee=$123
Advair Inhaler=free (Love you, Dr Cool)
Ventolin Inhaler=$10 (Thank you, WMART)
Antibiotic=$4 (ditto)
Steroids=$4 (ditto)
Apple juice (I'm on clear liquids) $2.99
You do the math.
Thank you for all your prayers for my aunt. She had a serious setback on the 22nd, but still went home on Christmas Eve. I talked to her the other night and they have made adjustments to her treatment. She sounds good, but I am fully aware that she is in the end stage of her illness.
I'm working on my "Best of 2009" post.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Fire In The Hole!!! (of my oven)


Monday, October 19, 2009
Fall! Spartans! RIP Huey!
You know how I can tell?


Last week, Sorority Girl and I made costumes for her Semi-formal dance, which was a costume event this year. A little white fabric, black t-shirts, a dozen yards of ribbon and VOILA!!

Farewell Huey.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
I'm In Love With My Kids
I can approach this from the viewpoint of a Mom with grownup kids. Neither one has lived with me for three years.
I had a very hard time deciding to go to college. I didn't want to go. I wanted to get married and have kids, definately 2 or 3, by age 28. The dream was put on hold for a few years. By 32, I had two babies who had been very sick and we had spent way too much time in OR waiting rooms and sleeping under hospital cribs or fold-out chairs, so baby number 3 was a dream left unfulfilled.
I spent most of their childhood working per-diem jobs and almost always being home when they were home. Being a Mom was Job#1.
Now that I'm not mothering on a daily basis, I guess this is sort of a "job evaluation". And it feels so much like bragging.
THE SEVEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BEING THEIR MOM
- They each found one activity they became passionate about, to the point of having part-time jobs teaching younger kids. They have chosen professions that involve kids.
- Because they were so involved with teaching, I had the pleasure of being told by so many parents that my kids were great inspirations for the kids they taught.
- Our kids grew up without a lot of the "finer things" in life. They've always driven my hand-me-down cars and always known that birthdays and Christmas would not involve gifts that were large in value or number. Rather than whining about it, they have always been gracious and appreciative of whatever gift they have received.
- They have always loved going on vacations with us. When they were in high school we always did a summer vacation. One year it was the Great Summer Hall Of Fame Tour...baseball, football and Rock and Roll. One year we surprised them with a trip to Universal parks and a stay at the Hard Rock Hotel. Tomorrow we leave for a vacation in Atlanta. Sorority Girl is coming with us. Cape Cod Kid is sad because he can't come. He just spent his vacation competing in a KungFu tournament in DC, where he placed 4th or above in 6 black belt categories.
- I recently got on facebook. I didn't ask them to be my "friend" because I didn't want them to think I was invading their privacy. The first day they both asked me to be their friend.
- They call their grandmothers on every important day or holiday
- They survived a childhood with a mother who was not healthy from the time they were 6 and 9 years old. It didn't make them bitter or resentful. Sometimes I think it made them love me more.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Shopping With A Sorority Girl
- You bring her cute new pajama bottoms, 2 Mom-made zucchini muffins and a book.
- She tolerates your journey through the Farmer's Market, while she silently wishes you would hurry up because she is so hungry.
- You both agree that it is obnoxious when the counter people at Panera call your name 4 times before you can even get out of your chair.
- She tells you her weird dream about having to save Jon and Kate's kids and a basket full of puppies.
- She teaches you to never settle for a purse you don't love.
- She shows you sandals you might like because they are "Hippie but a little bit dressy"
- She finds you a cute summer dress. She tries on the same dress and jokes that we should get them and wear them together to DisneyWorld. That reminds you of the middle-aged twins in the food court that had on matching outfits. We agree that it would be TOO DORKY!!
- She tells you the dress is cute on you and you discuss the fact that you will definately need a more supportive bra to pull it off.
- You discuss the fact that a 21 year old looks WAY better in fitting room lights and mirrors than a 51 year old.
- You buy her 2 new pairs of Old Navy Flip-Flops. When you go to University Of Tropical Paradise, you quickly wear out your flip-flops.
- You spot the MATERNITY WEAR sign at Ross and the one right above it that says "OVER 55 -EXTRA 10% DISCOUNT...and the camera is in the car.
- She writes on her facebook page that she had an "amazing shopping day" with her Mom.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
My Mother by Sorority Girl
My mother is...
Beautiful
Strong
Loving
Funny
Passionate
Selfless
Courageous
Brave
A role model
an amazing wife
I hope that whenever I become a mother, I can be half the mother she is.
She has overcome so much and I wish I was as strong as she is.
I think sometimes she forgets how important she is to us, but I don't know what I would do without her in my life.
She is my shoulder to cry on, someone who laughs at all my jokes, a shopping buddy, and a best friend.
I love you Mom
Happy Mother's Day,
Sorority Girl
(I'm a lucky Mom~LMSS)
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
On Your 21st Birthday 3/18/09









Sunday, March 1, 2009
Mothers, Daughters and Chocolate
This is what we did yesterday.
We had a class in chocolate making. They taught us the techniques for making filled chocolates, chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, pretzels and truffles. Then they let us play with chocolate for an hour!
Remember the classic Lucy episode when she and Ethel are working the conveyer belt in the chocolate factory? The machine at this shop is lovingly called Lucy. They promised us it wouldn't speed up as we were "enrobing" our creations.
Naked Nutter Butters go in.
They come out dressed in chocolate, then go into the dryer for 7 minutes.
We each got to make a pound of chocolate. Mine only weighed in at 3/4 of a pound so I was told to pick another 1/4 pound out of the display cases. Her chocolate above. My chocolate below, except for the small square truffles I picked out of the case.
The shop has names for all the chocolate in their display cases. L to R- meet John Lemmon, Rush Lime-baugh and Mint Eastwood.
Kappa Moms Love Their Daughters. Kappa Girls Love Their Moms.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The Kids Call Mom At Weird Hours
Cape Cod Kid called at 12:45PM when I had to be at work at 1:00PM
- He is on track to get his second Black Sash in KungFu in Jan or Feb
- It's COLD up there. The gas fireplace is running a lot.
- He has SQUATTERS. He lives in an in-law apartment attached to the house where the mother of his boss lives. Her daughter's family has come from Minnesota. They are sleeping in his living room. They don't know for how long. They have 2 Pit Bulls.
- C and L are getting married. C is a Marine that served in Iraq. Everyone thinks they should wait because L is only 20. Hey, life is short, you know.
- She got bitten (AGAIN) by Fire Ants! This is the third time! She is allergic to Fire Ant bites! Every time she gets bitten by Fire Ants, her foot swells up like a balloon and it gets infected! She's going to the campus Health Clinic! Which antibiotics are on the list of ones you can get for free at the Publix Pharmacy?! She can't get a flip-flop on that foot! OMG!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
The Sunshine Kids Call Mom
TOPICS OF DISCUSSION: (the names have again been changed to protect the innocent)
- He and Not-Quite-A-Girlfriend went to King Richard's Faire. He did not enjoy the jousting. It was fixed.
- He saw a GIANT RACCOON in the road on the way home from work. At first he thought it was a dog.
- When he and Not-Quite-A-Girlfriend were at T and E's house, T put on a soft-core cable channel on the TV. Cape Cod Kid was quite uncomfortable.
- He was eating Chicken Cordon Bleu. He didn't actually COOK the Chicken Cordon Bleu. He tore off the plastic film and nuked it.
- She has been sick. She dragged herself to about half of her classes this week and spent the rest of the time SNOWED on NyQuil.
- When you SNOW yourself on NyQuil, you sleep so well, you miss 6 or 7 text messages!! OMG!!
- The Sorority Girls think it will be a hoot to have a "80's Prom" this Saturday.
- When the Anatomy and Physiology of Speech and Hearing teacher decides to roll the Fri. afternoon Lab into the regular class, you still have to pay the Lab fee, but you get an automatic A and get the credits for the Lab!
- She needs my recipe for Baked Ziti so she can cook it for Frat Boyfriend.
- ANOTHER flat tire.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
NO MORE TEENAGERS
I thought she would be a St Patrick's Day baby. Her middle name is even Patricia, for her grandmother and aunt. She waited until the 18th. Which means next year she can't legally drink until after midnight.
She was a sweet, quiet baby and little girl. And girly from the get-go. One of her first sentences was I NEEEEEED a Barbie! I am a tree-hugging-crunchy-granola-hippie kind of Mom, she is a Vera Bradley-American Eagle-Pearl Earrings kind of girl.
She always was my Velcro Child (attached to my left leg) and I let her.
Because I once thought I would lose her. Let's just say kidney issues and surgery at 18 months.
We call each other "my conjoined twin" and "my better half".
God gave her to me to make me laugh. She knows I love her always and endlessly.
Today she spent the day with me, her grandmother and two of her aunties, lunching and shopping and giving them a tour of her campus. We took pictures of ourselves posing and laughing.
I have been blessed.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Sorority Mom on Spring Break
Sorority Girl didn't go to Cabo San Drunkfest or Panama Sin City. She came home for some Momma Love. And Megamounts of Laundry Detergent.
It's usually pretty quiet here in The Sunshine State teeny-tiny apartment. Me and the Mr and the cat-who-sleeps 23 hours a day. For 5 days I have listened to every show on MTV and every ringtone on her phone. (The one that signals a VERY IMPORTANT TEXT MESSAGE from her Frat Boyfriend just rang again)
I have also heard my washer and dryer running for 5 days. She hadn't done laundry for almost 3 weeks. Why should you spend your quarters when you'll be home in a month??
Yesterday was SO MUCH FUN! We shopped for a Semi-formal dress, got an oil change for her car, and found Ooohhhhh, cute black patent leather sandals.
After watching her try on dresses and realizing she has lost 10 pounds since Christmas, I came home and baked Chocolate Cupcakes with Orange Buttercream Frosting. She is still a normal sized girl....She had lost her "Freshman 10"
So, she leaves tomorrow. I'll get back a living room, 2 bedrooms, a bathroom and a laundry room.
And I'll miss her.