The Sunshine Kids Call Mom

I got phone calls from both of the Sunshine kids this week. The first one was from Cape Cod Kid.

TOPICS OF DISCUSSION: (the names have again been changed to protect the innocent)

• He and Not-Quite-A-Girlfriend went to King Richard's Faire. He did not enjoy the jousting. It was fixed.
• He saw a GIANT RACCOON in the road on the way home from work. At first he thought it was a dog.
• When he and Not-Quite-A-Girlfriend were at T and E's house, T put on a soft-core cable channel on the TV. Cape Cod Kid was quite uncomfortable.
• He was eating Chicken Cordon Bleu. He didn't actually COOK the Chicken Cordon Bleu. He tore off the plastic film and nuked it.

Sorority Girl called.

• She has been sick. She dragged herself to about half of her classes this week and spent the rest of the time SNOWED on NyQuil.
• When you SNOW yourself on NyQuil, you sleep so well, you miss 6 or 7 text messages!! OMG!!
  
• The Sorority Girls think it will be a hoot to have a "80's Prom" this Saturday.
• When the Anatomy and Physiology of Speech and Hearing teacher decides to roll the Fri. afternoon Lab into the regular class, you still have to pay the Lab fee, but you get an automatic A and get the credits for the Lab!
  
• She needs my recipe for Baked Ziti so she can cook it for Frat Boyfriend.
• ANOTHER flat tire.