Sunday we had Christmas with the in-laws. Today was Mr Sunshine State's birthday so his Mom had a cake.
Mom-in-law to Me: Do you ever watch The Vicar Of Dibley?
Sis-in-law to Mom-in-law: "NOBODY watches The Vicar of Dibley!!!!!!
Brother-in-law misses the bottom step while carrying 3 yr old nephew. Nephew says "Mom PUSHED us!"
5 yr old nephew whispers to Mom: A girl in my class got in trouble for saying bad words. Don't tell Dad. She said Shut Up........Butt..........Stupid........and
Today, the Sorority Girl and I shopped. The laffs continued.
SG: "Mom, the Dunkachino up north is better than the Dunkachino in the south. It's not the same down here. It's not bad, it's just NOT GOOD."
SG: "Mom, you think I'M a picky eater. You spent more time picking out the cat food than you did MY food."
ME: "You don't throw up on the bed."
ME: "Do you think your brother would like a scarf from the G@P?"
SG: "HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Mom, you are SOOOO funny"
Going to have some of Mr Sunshine State's Carvel Snickers Ice Cream Football Cake.