Stuff You Can Do While On Hold With Jet Blue

I was on hold with Jet Blue for 20 minutes. Because I'm a freaking airhead. Or on Vicodin. Or Both.

I was buying a plane ticket for Cape Cod Kid because HE'S MOVING TO FLORIDA!!!!!

I spaced out for a minute and forgot to book the flight on the TODAY ONLY 20% OFF SALE webpage.
A call to Jet Blue Customer Service was necessary. There's a lot you can accomplish while on hold for 20 minutes.

• Listen to Neil Diamond sing a pop version of a song from Les Miz (gag)
• Give Lily the Kitty a backscratch
• Doodle in your Hello Kitty notebook
• Exfoliate your feet
• Notice that your toenail polish is chipped from crashing into the foot of the bed in the dark
• Go to the bathroom
• Take your pen out of Lily's mouth
• Do a bed dance to Aretha Franklin singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T
• Take your Debit card out of Lily's mouth because she is chewing off the corner
• Look at the squirrel outside the bedroom window
• Try to decide if there's enough dirty clothes to wash a load
• Think about the possibility of a Hurricane/Tropical Storm on Monday
• Listen to stomach rumble and think about what to eat for lunch
• Save $16.40 on the plane ticket by staying on hold for 20 minutes