Thursday, August 23, 2012

Stuff You Can Do While On Hold With Jet Blue

I was on hold with Jet Blue for 20 minutes. Because I'm a freaking airhead. Or on Vicodin. Or Both.

I was buying a plane ticket for Cape Cod Kid because HE'S MOVING TO FLORIDA!!!!!

I spaced out for a minute and forgot to book the flight on the TODAY ONLY 20% OFF SALE webpage.
A call to Jet Blue Customer Service was necessary. There's a lot you can accomplish while on hold for 20 minutes.

  • Listen to Neil Diamond sing a pop version of a song from Les Miz (gag)
  • Give Lily the Kitty a backscratch
  • Doodle in your Hello Kitty notebook
  • Exfoliate your feet
  • Notice that your toenail polish is chipped from crashing into the foot of the bed in the dark
  • Go to the bathroom
  • Take your pen out of Lily's mouth
  • Do a bed dance to Aretha Franklin singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  • Take your Debit card out of Lily's mouth because she is chewing off the corner
  • Look at the squirrel outside the bedroom window
  • Try to decide if there's enough dirty clothes to wash a load
  • Think about the possibility of a Hurricane/Tropical Storm on Monday
  • Listen to stomach rumble and think about what to eat for lunch
  • Save $16.40 on the plane ticket by staying on hold for 20 minutes


Gary's third pottery blog said...

16.40 for 20 mins is, like, more than a 45 dollar per hour rate, in pay, YEsssssss :)

Jen on the Edge said...

That's great news that CCK is moving to FL!

Loretta said...

Woo hoo! CCK moving to Florida! So happy for y'all!