Friday, October 29, 2010

Scary Stuff!

In the spirit of Halloween, I present to you....


Cockroaches? Please, I live in a condo in Florida. They fall out of the air conditioning vents. I squish them under my flip-flops and take pleasure in the crunch.

Her? One of my secret talents is a mean impression of her. "I'll get you my pretty....and your little dog, too"

Zombies? I don't think so. I worked in a hospital. When I trained as a lab tech, the students covered the ER one day a week. I've seen plenty of bloody bodies.

Oh Dear. This is kind of scary. This kind of stuff has the power to hypnotize me and force me to eat it. Last year we had ZERO trick-or-treaters. Last night, at the Tarzhay, this frightening voice whispered my name "Buy me, take me home, EAT ME YOU DESPERATE DIABETIC".
I have it locked in the closet, but I hear it scratching against the door.

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! That's my closet. It's a Walk-In but I haven't actually walked in there since April. It's a project for November. Until then, I get the shivers every time I walk by the open door.
NaBloPoMo...National Blog Posting Month...I'm a little scared, but I'm going to give it a try. I'm putting a twist on it. Every day will be 5 Things On A Specific Topic. So far I have come up with 10 days of topics. Stay Tuned.


robertga99 said...

Those are some scary things!
Although the wicked witch didn't scare me as much as those damn flying monkeys.

Monnik said...

"They fall out of the air conditioning vents." Are you KIDDING ME?

And yeah, the chocolate is scary. And hard to avoid. :)

Audubon Ron said...

Oh no!!! It's not time for NoBloMe again? Oh, I hate that.

Mrs. Tuna said...

Scratching at the door? I don't worry until they start to whisper my name at 2 am.

Jen on the Edge said...

Oooh, I can't wait to see what you have planned for November.

I wish I lived closer -- I'd take care of that closet in no time!

bunny said...

The only thing that scares me these days is running out of booze on a Sunday. :)'

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

OK, what Bunny said! Good for you for trying NaBloPoMo. I can't wait to see your 5 a day topics!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

You have me shivering in terror with this post!