They are called Love Bugs. Can you guess what the little critters are doing?
Yes, they are. This is the whole reason for their existence. Twice a year, they fly around in hoardes and mate while flying around. It's a semi-annual f%#@fest.
The leading cause of death is cars. If you don't scrape their deceased bodies off your car within about 48 hours, it pits the paint on your car.
Every time someone opens the door of the store another 5 or 6 amorous couples fly in. I spent all day yesterday squishing them with a tissue.
I somberly explained to my co-workers, "See, casual sex kills".
It could be worse. I could be neighbors with Jen On The Edge and have stinkbugs