Sunday, September 26, 2010

Meet The Love Bugs

They are called Love Bugs. Can you guess what the little critters are doing?

Yes, they are. This is the whole reason for their existence. Twice a year, they fly around in hoardes and mate while flying around. It's a semi-annual f%#@fest.

The leading cause of death is cars. If you don't scrape their deceased bodies off your car within about 48 hours, it pits the paint on your car.

Every time someone opens the door of the store another 5 or 6 amorous couples fly in. I spent all day yesterday squishing them with a tissue.
I somberly explained to my co-workers, "See, casual sex kills".

It could be worse. I could be neighbors with Jen On The Edge and have stinkbugs

5 comments:

Mrs. Tuna said...

Pretty funny insight into the wide world of insects.

Audubon Ron said...

...and those little flying fookers are not indigenous to the south, some schmuck drug them here from like some other planet.

Jen on the Edge said...

Good grief! I've never even heard of those before. Yuck.

Becca said...

they pit the paint on your car??? WTF???

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Ugh! So you you have to run your car through the wash like every other day? What a pain!