I need to address a few issues:
Is this a food court or a high school cafeteria? Holy Chick-fil-A! Teenagers in groups of 15 and 20. Really loud teenagers.
Speaking of Chick-fil-A, I'm going to say something that may get my ass kicked back to Massachusetts. In attempting to eat something healthy from the foodcourt, I've been avoiding the 3 Asian places, Mickey D's, Auntie's Ginormous Pretzel Store and Big Gigantic Cinnamon Bun Store. I have tried to eat the Grilled Chicken Sandwich at Chick-fil-A. I have even tried to LIKE the Grilled Chicken Sandwich at Chick-fil-A.
I REALLY don't like the Grilled Chicken Sandwich at Chick-fil-A. They are one of the most boring things on the planet. I think not liking Chick-fil-A is the sort of thing that's frowned upon in the South. They really love their Chick-fil-A. That's because they're eating the Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich that has 17!!!!!!!!! grams of fat.
I'll stop saying Chick-fil-A now.
Speaking of teenagers, now I'm going to say something that may make mothers of little white tweenagers really mad.
WTF????? Do you ALL drop your little girls off at the mall on Friday nights, dressed like little prostitutes? Do you know they come into our store and TRASH the place? 90% of these bands of roaming Britney Spears Wannbees spent the evening taking things off the display tables and dropping them on the floor. When we asked them to pick up the items, they rolled their eyes and giggled. We strongly suspect a few of them did a little shoplifting.
Can I give a SHOUT OUT to ALL the little African-American and Caribbean tweenage girls who came into our store tonight? You behaved yourselves like young ladies. You were respectful toward us and our store. Your Mamas must be really proud of you. I did realize that many of you were WITH your Mamas, but I bet you behave the same way when they're not around.
I LOVED the Asian woman who came into the store and kept showing me products and asking me "What is this?". After I told her a few of the names, she said "I'm learning my English!"
Why haven't I bought stock in Build-A-Bear? I saw at least 25 boxes from their store tonight.
It's midnight and I have to be back at the