I went to Costco today.
I get my prescriptions there because, without health insurance, it's the cheapest place to get my VERY IMPORTANT Anti-depressant and Mr Sunshine's blood pressure pill. I LOVE the look on the faces of people in line when the cashier says "That will be $278 please".
They should issue elderly people a GPS when they go in. I heard at least 4 elderly people on their cell phones, saying "Where are you?", "Stay in that aisle and I'll come to you", "I CAN'T FIND YOU", "I thought you were going to the pharmacy!!"
It is SOOOOO hard for me to resist the 5 pound bag of Peanut Crack&M's. I did resist. I was proud of myself.
All that pride in my willpower went down the crapper when I bought the BIG ASS Pumpkin Pie. Honest to Betty Crocker....it's the size of a car hubcap and it was only $5.99! I also bought the 2 pound bag of Cape Cod Chips. (Imagine I'm hanging my head in shame)
I bought a 4-pack of toilet bowl cleaner. With only one bathroom in this new place, that should last me until 2010.
I was parked next to a BIG ASS Lexus SUV. The license plate holder said "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom"
REALLY? Not K-Mart? How about the Dollar Store? Goodwill?