I can't play blues guitar.
I can't wash a pan.
I can't roll a meatball.
I only got one hand!
I can't make a ponytail.
I can't box.
I can't tie my shoes.
I can't pull up my socks!
I got the blues. It's sad, sad news.
I got the hand in a bandage, Big BooBoo! Nine Finger Blues.
I can't wash my right elbow.
I can barely get dressed.
I can't open a jar.
That's what got me into this mess!!
I got the blues. Oh yeah, it's bad news.
I got the hand-splinted, bandaged-up, mighty sore, really stiff,
cranky ass, cry baby, Big BooBoo, Nine Finger Blues.