Dear Customer: You, sitting on the sofa, talking on the phone, drinking a coffee.
This is a STORE. Not your LIVING ROOM. You can go home now. Thank You.
Dear Customer: You, with the screaming toddler. Talking to the other woman with a screaming toddler. It is 12:30PM. Your toddler is HUNGRY. Your toddler needs a NAP. You can go home now. Thank You.
Dear Customer: You, who wants to go out of our stockroom door to the parking lot. NO, YOU CAN'T. I'm not even allowed to go out the stockroom door to get to the parking lot and I WORK HERE! You can go home now. Thank You.
Dear Customer: You, the one shopping for a rug with a 3 yr old and a 1 yr old.
WHY are you asking the 3 yr old which one would look best under your kitchen table? Is she PAYING FOR IT? Is she an INTERIOR DESIGNER? And if you let her pick up the BIG HOURGLASS that is made of GLASS one more time, I will scream at her. You can go home now. Thank You.
Dear Customer: You, with the double jogging stroller. You are absolutely right. It WON'T fit around the furniture. You wanna know WHY? It's the size of a FREAKING VOLKSWAGEN, THAT'S WHY!! You can go home now. Thank You.