I badly needed a laugh today. I flipped on the 5pm news and saw a story that fulfilled my every need.
A man smuggled a monkey onto a plane at Orlando International.
The news interviewed the woman sharing his row.
This is the part that made me spit out my lemonade.
"It was like a fanny pack, but it was a big one, a bigger pouch. Like this around his waist. And he opened it up and was playing with something and I look over at him and I see this hair. And he says, 'It's my pet monkey.' And I'm thinking, oh, no it's not," she said.
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