When we moved to The Sunshine State in 2006, we couldn't believe the unbelievable stories we saw on the news. Every night we would say WTF??!!!!!!
One of the first and most memorable was Naked Gator Man. He was found by a lake with part of one arm missing, his other arm broken and numerous gator bites on his lower body. He was in the hospital recovering for two weeks.
He told police he had been attacked while walking along the lake. Naked. While smoking Crack.
Shortly after midnight this morning, Naked Gator Man.YES. SAME Naked Gator Man was found by police. Walking by the lake. Naked. 50 feet away from an approaching GATOR!!!!!
You can read more about Naked Gator Man here
Toto, we're not in Massachusetts anymore.