This is the half-of-a-loud-conversation I overheard in the grocery store tonight.
He was stomping up and down the canned vegetable aisle in a fury.
What do you want? I'm in the grocery store.
I can't find the flipping canned carrots.
I've been up and down this aisle twice!!!!!!
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO IKEA WITH YOU!!! AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO IKEA EITHER!!!!!
I don't CARE what your friend says. Your friend is AN IDIOT!!!!
NO, I'M NOT!!!! I CAN'T FIND THE CARROTS!!!!!!!!
He had stormed past the canned carrots 3 times. I think he spotted the "you are an asswipe" look on my face.