This is the half-of-a-loud-conversation I overheard in the grocery store tonight.
He was stomping up and down the canned vegetable aisle in a fury.
What do you want? I'm in the grocery store.
(Pause)
I can't find the flipping canned carrots.
(Pause)
I've been up and down this aisle twice!!!!!!
(Pause)
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO IKEA WITH YOU!!! AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO IKEA EITHER!!!!!
(Pause)
I don't CARE what your friend says. Your friend is AN IDIOT!!!!
(Pause)
NO, I'M NOT!!!! I CAN'T FIND THE CARROTS!!!!!!!!
He had stormed past the canned carrots 3 times. I think he spotted the "you are an asswipe" look on my face.
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