My name is Little Miss Sunshine State and I buy my underpants at Lane Bryant. It's really expensive and really comfortable and stands up to about 1,000 trips through the washer and dryer.
Since I've lost 40 pounds, I can now wear the smallest size underwear from Lane Bryant.
I bought 4 new pairs. This is the bag that the saleswoman put them in.
IT IS HALF AS BIG AS MY QUEEN SIZE BED QUILT!!I stood there with the bag in my hands. REALLY??? This is the smallest bag they have?
I folded it 4 or 5 times until it was about 12 inches x 12 inches before I walked out of the store.
Because nothing says I HAVE A FAT ASS like walking around a shopping center with a bag that has 5 inch tall letters that say LANE BRYANT.
11 comments:
Hey!
Be proud of the new you!
And use the bag to recycle a case of bottles...
As Bb says, be proud of the new you!
And, in the future, take a canvas shopping bag to the store with you. :-)
That is one big-ass bag!
But huzzah for you to have worked your ass off and dropped all those sizes!
Whatever. Fat-bottomed girls make the world go round, right?? ;)
Hahahaha....HAHAHAHA :D Oh my, you made me really laugh out loud. Thanks!
And ditto on the "be proud," ...be very proud!
A big-ass bag but a wee-ass woman. Congrats!!
Oh my gosh! I haven't read blogs in a while and your last few had me laughing out loud! I got bored with my blog so turned it into a family thing so we can all post what's going on with each other. Maybe I will start a new one at some point, but just enjoying reading others for now. Thanks for the laugh while I am bored at work!
Shopping bag origami! Remember, you are so fabulous for losing 40 lbs!
But just think of how many asses you LOST!!!!
Yay you! But holy cow, that bag! I vote you stuff all the panties that no longer fit because, you know, you rock out the smaller ones, and throw them out!
Congratulations! I hope to be right there with you before too long.
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