How to cook scrambled eggs
How to make a milkshake
How to do long division
How to perfectly toast marshmallows
How to see the humor in things
How to love classical music
How to eat steamers
Johnny Carson is funny
So is everyone on the Carol Burnett Show
Walter Cronkite is trustworthy
Where to scratch a cat so you can make it purr
You can drive all the way to the top of Mount Washington
If you're going to go camping, a pop-up trailer is pretty comfortable
How to sit quietly in church.
You do not count the number of nuns, candles, stained
glass windows, people with hats, or lights in the ceiling.
I never saw a Purple Cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one
Age 1 is not too young to introduce a grandchild to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Age 2 is not too young for a grandchild to ride in the wheelbarrow on top of a pile of rocks and dirt.
Age 3 is not too young to introduce a grandchild to Jeopardy!
When your child calls you and says she is taking your 5 week old grandchild
to the ER of a major medical center, the grandparents should
arrive no more than 2 minutes after the child and his parents get there.
If you find an author you really like, you should read everything they've written.
If you're going to do something, give it 110%