Saturday, February 7, 2009

What We're Not Doing For Valentines Day

Last week I saw an ad in the paper that made me laugh. I cut it out and told Mr Sunshine that I found something fun we could do for Valentines Day.

SEX AT THE ZOO!

Nooooooo, not us!!! Get your mind out of the gutter.

The Central Florida Zoo is having a special event on the 14th called Sex At The Zoo. For $75 a couple it's a romantic (?) dinner dance at the zoo. Part of the evening includes a talk by the CEO of the zoo and his sidekick Dr Love. They'll explain the "fascinating and very unique ways that our animal friends manage to reproduce and keep their species going". The ad doesn't say if any of the animals will be doing demonstrations. The ad does say that there will be a fashion show by Fairvilla Megastore. Our Orlando store is the biggest ummmm
adult oriented store in the country. I wouldn't know. I've never been there. But that's what their ad says.

Apparently, when it comes to Sex At The Zoo (the dinner dance, not actual, you know, sex at the zoo) you have to act quickly. Within days of seeing the ad in the paper, I saw a notice that says the event is sold out.

Maybe next year.

4 comments:

Crazy Mo said...

If you hang animal prints in your bedroom wall, can you pretend??

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

That is so bizarre and creative! You'd have to REALLY love animals to do this!

BOSSY said...

Hahahahahaha.

raino said...

Meow. there is NO way that i would EVER do that. good god. that's crazy stuff.

how bout just a nice dinner?

although there are people i know who would like that.

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