YULE LOG: 12/22/08 2:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State leaves work early because Cape Cod Kid is ARRIVING! On a plane! From Boston! At 7pm!
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 3:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State finds out the plane from Boston will not be LEAVING Boston much before 9pm.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 4:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State goes shopping and can't find her Visa Check Card, says "Hmm, I had it yesterday. I'll write a check".
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State gets a phone call from her bank asking if she had made or authorized a flurry of large purchases to the tune of $600. All at WMart and CVS.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:05pm Little Miss Sunshine State has a major anxiety attack. She is instructed to go to the bank at the asscrack of dawn to file a fraud claim. She is told the money will be refunded to her checking account....in about 2 weeks.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:12pm Little Miss Sunshine State dissolves into a puddle of tears that continues through folding 6 loads of laundry and a phone call from her Mommy.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 11:45pm Little Miss Sunshine State goes to the airport with Mr Sunshine and Sorority Girl. On the escalator, about 20 steps above us, is a girl showing at least 4 inches of an ASSCRACK and she is OBVIOUSLY going COMMANDO. Little Miss Sunshine State cracks the hell up and says, out loud "WHY did I not bring my camera?????!!!!!!"
YULE LOG: 12/23/08 12:45 am Little Miss Sunshine State spots Cape Cod Kid across the MILES of almost-empty airport and all is right with her world again.