Tuesday, December 23, 2008

YULE LOG: Crazy With A Side Of Criminal Activity

YULE LOG: 12/22/08 2:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State leaves work early because Cape Cod Kid is ARRIVING! On a plane! From Boston! At 7pm!
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 3:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State finds out the plane from Boston will not be LEAVING Boston much before 9pm.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 4:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State goes shopping and can't find her Visa Check Card, says "Hmm, I had it yesterday. I'll write a check".
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:00pm Little Miss Sunshine State gets a phone call from her bank asking if she had made or authorized a flurry of large purchases to the tune of $600. All at WMart and CVS.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:05pm Little Miss Sunshine State has a major anxiety attack. She is instructed to go to the bank at the asscrack of dawn to file a fraud claim. She is told the money will be refunded to her checking account....in about 2 weeks.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 8:12pm Little Miss Sunshine State dissolves into a puddle of tears that continues through folding 6 loads of laundry and a phone call from her Mommy.
YULE LOG: 12/22/08 11:45pm Little Miss Sunshine State goes to the airport with Mr Sunshine and Sorority Girl. On the escalator, about 20 steps above us, is a girl showing at least 4 inches of an ASSCRACK and she is OBVIOUSLY going COMMANDO. Little Miss Sunshine State cracks the hell up and says, out loud "WHY did I not bring my camera?????!!!!!!"
YULE LOG: 12/23/08 12:45 am Little Miss Sunshine State spots Cape Cod Kid across the MILES of almost-empty airport and all is right with her world again.

7 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Yay for having your boy home for Christmas.

Boo for credit card fraud.

Loretta said...

Aw, I'm crying for you. Love Cape Cod Kid, forget about the $ (as if) and make that monkey bread.

Love to you from cold, slushy, NY,

Heather said...

AaaahhhHH, I love that ending! I think we're living in parallel universes. A hold was put on our credit card last night too. Spent an hour figuring that out. Wish us luck on our travels tonight that a non-stop from Detroit to Fort Lauderdale is successful before Santa comes in town!

Have a very Merry Christmas with your family!

Jen on the Edge said...

Ugh, so sorry about the credit fraud. We had that happen to us this summer and it was a major pain in the asscrack (Pete's, not mine) to get it all sorted out.

Merry Christmas to you!!!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Oh dear. Good luck and Merry Christmas. Your "Yule Log" is quite clever.

My Name Is Cat said...

I'm sorry about the stolen card, but happy for the returning son. I can't tell you how many times I've wished for a camera and most of them involve fashion faux pas.

Amy A. said...

Oy. And Yay!

Merry Christmas. I'm glad you'll get you money back eventually.