If Sorority Girl planned to take one for lunch, she would leave a note for her brother.
SG: Can I have a banana?
Me: Of course.
SG: But I don't want to eat Dad's work bananas.
Me: As opposed to his leisure bananas?
I don't eat many bananas. They make the roof of my mouth tingle and itch. It's some kind of contact allergy with a protein in the banana.